Thursday, September 11, 2008

Harper sees threats from Green Shift plan

Prime Minister Stephen Harper warns that the Green Shift plan would be a threat to Canada's economy, possibly causing a recession, as well as posing risks for national unity in Canada and in other countries, such as Belgium, the United States and Burkina Faso.

He went on to claim that the Green shift would also cause all of the food in your fridge to go bad, scratch all of your CD's and DVD's.

Your iPod's contents will be erased, your pets will run away and your morning coffee will taste weird.

Raccoons will take up residence in your attic, if they haven't already. All your colours will fade in the laundry. Your rush hour commute will take longer than normal.

Your risks of Cancer, Alzheimer's and Halitosis will increase by 120%.


Asked about their alternative plan, Harper just gave the Prime Ministerial stinkeye:




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